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41. My Brother Can Eat
- By Ray S. Gordon Jr
- Published by Family Friend Poems February 2020 with permission of the Author.
Funny Poem About Eating A Lot

My brother can eat.
Hide your fruits,
Hide your snacks,
Hide all your treats.

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42. Musings Of A Three-Year-Old
- By Nida Mathew
- Published by Family Friend Poems February 2020 with permission of the Author.
The World Through The Eyes Of A Preschooler

How tiring it is
To be three years old.
Sit here, eat that,
Be constantly told.

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43. A Cow And A Rooster Went Dancing
- By Cynthia C. Naspinski
- Published by Family Friend Poems August 2020 with permission of the Author.
Animals Having Fun On The Farm

A cow and a rooster went dancing
One night by the light of the moon.
They'd arranged to meet in the barnyard
With the crickets providing the tune.

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Oh what fun, what a barnyard dance. Wonderful lively poetry, great literary imagery.
I really enjoyed the read and just know children will absolutely love this fabulous poem.

44. Harvey The Hippo
- By Alan Balter
- Published by Family Friend Poems July 2021 with permission of the Author.
Limerick About A Hippo

Harvey is a huge hippopotamus
Who bathes in a bay that is bottomless
HIs mouth is as large
As a riverboat barge

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I enjoyed the quality presentation of the hippo story. The rhyme style was very skilled, and there was care for rhythm while telling a coherent and entertaining tale.

45. Springy Sidewalk

Famous Poem
- By Kenn Nesbitt
The people outside on the sidewalk
can’t seem to remain on the ground.
They’re jumping and hopping and springing,
and generally bouncing around.

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46. Ah! To Bear The Salty Air!
- By Brian A. Bendall
- Published by Family Friend Poems November 2018 with permission of the Author.
Preparing For A Solo Ocean Voyage

I planned to leave, one fateful day,
Upon a burly craft.
I told my friends, "I'll sail the seas!"
But all of them just laughed!

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47. My Bed Is A Boat

Famous Poem
- By Robert Louis Stevenson
My bed is like a little boat;
Nurse helps me in when I embark;
She girds me in my sailor's coat
And starts me in the dark.

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48. Exclamation!
- By Fiona Halliday
- Published by Family Friend Poems November 2021 with permission of the Author.
I have a strange addiction,
It often sets off sparks!
I really cannot seem to stop,
Using exclamation marks!

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49. Milly-Rose
- By Margaret A. Savage
- Published by Family Friend Poems July 2020 with permission of the Author.
An Eccentric Teacher

Milly-Rose has a long hairy nose
that would consistently wiggle and twitch.
The kids would giggle every time it wiggled
and believed she was a silly old witch.

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50. My Hamster Performs Somersaults
- By Cynthia C. Naspinski
- Published by Family Friend Poems June 9, 2023 with permission of the Author.
Funny Poem About Pets

My friends are all astonished
At the things my pets can do.
They say my pets are gifted
But I hardly think that's true.

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51. My Imaginary Friend
- By Santhini Govindan
- Published by Family Friend Poems March 2022 with permission of the Author.
I have lots of friends, but there is a special one,
With whom I play the most – we have so much fun.
He never argues, and I’ve never heard him whine;
He always thinks that my suggestions are perfectly fine.

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52. A Day At The Beach
- By Dan Temple
- Published by Family Friend Poems October 9, 2024 with permission of the Author.
The Joys Of A Beach Day

A day at the beach!
No teachers to teach.
No English, no Science,
No Math within reach.

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Thank you for your encouragement, Ann. It means a lot!
53. Hold The Mustard
- By Dan Temple
- Published by Family Friend Poems September 29, 2024 with permission of the Author.
Display Of Diverse Dietary Dispositions

Michael Murphy ate a worm;
I've seen him do it twice.
He ate it with some mustard
And a side of Spanish rice.

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54. Officially Overboard...
- By Rusty Fischer
- Published by Family Friend Poems December 18, 2024 with permission of the Author.
When One Mother's Love For Christmas Goes Too Far!

The kitten's in pajamas,
The puppy wears a bow.
Dad's dressed just like a candy cane:
Red stripes from head to toe.

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Pure delight reading this poem. I am sitting here with a great big smile on my face. Thank you. Very best wishes, Ann.

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Funny Poems for Kids - Page 3

41. My Brother Can Eat

42. Musings Of A Three-Year-Old

43. A Cow And A Rooster Went Dancing

44. Harvey The Hippo

45. Springy Sidewalk

46. Ah! To Bear The Salty Air!

47. My Bed Is A Boat

48. Exclamation!

49. Milly-Rose

50. My Hamster Performs Somersaults

51. My Imaginary Friend

52. A Day At The Beach

53. Hold The Mustard

54. Officially Overboard...