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The Mystery Of A Belly Button

Poem about one of the great mysteries of the human condition. One day I was on the loo, pondering on my belly button, as you do...

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Very weird. Makes me think of my brothers writing poems, which is scary to think about.

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Belly Button Magic

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Published by Family Friend Poems May 2014 with permission of the Author.

Oh my beloved belly button.
The squidgy ring in my midriff mutton.
Your mystery is such tricky stuff:
Why are you so full of fluff?

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  • Rory Sherman by Rory Sherman
  • 7 years ago

Very weird. Makes me think of my brothers writing poems, which is scary to think about.

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