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This is funny. I like it. The best part is I can sing it to my sister because she won't know the difference between Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Car.

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Tinkle, Tinkle Little Car

Published by Family Friend Poems October 2008 with permission of the Author.

Tinkle, Tinkle little car
How I wonder what you are.

Leaking oil every day
Having it your own way.

Going up hills real slow
I don't want you any mo'.

Tinkle, Tinkle little car
Boy, what a lemon you are.

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by Abbie Carla Mcdermott
6 years ago

This is funny. I like it. The best part is I can sing it to my sister because she won't know the difference between Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Car.

by Gellnoy
8 years ago

Oh, How true. My dad has a similar one, & cleaning the oil it leaks, Goodness Gracious! On 1st gear, it just stops when it sees a climb. Oh, god ,NO MORE.

by Jennifer
10 years ago

It was ok I showed my friends it and only one laughed!!! I know I did though!!!!

by Tamara
11 years ago

It was a funny like twinkle twinkle little star!

by Tina Lyons
13 years ago

I love Animals, I want one for a pet so wrote a list of what I like just so I don't forget.
I want a Tiger,
or a Lion
a Gorilla or a Bear,
an Elephant, a shark, or a Rabbit with long hair.
So I have spoken to my Mother, we had a little chat, she helped me make my mind up,
I've settled for a CAT.

by May Perth
15 years ago

It's both silly and funny