I once knew a man who lived in a jar.
For a stranger sight you'd have to go far.
I asked him once why he lived in a jar.
He grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.
My jar's so cozy, warm and bright,
Even in the full moonlight.
The only drawback is, you see,
Getting out quickly when I have to pee.
A Whimsical Poem Of Individuality
I LOVE strangeness, the bizarre, the absurd... thus, this is right up my bowling alley!
The Man In The Jar
Published by Family Friend Poems September 2014 with permission of the Author.
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