21. Our TV Set Was Black And White
Our TV set was black and white
And on its spindly legs it stood;
More deep than wide with dials that clicked,
All curved glass screen and grain of wood.
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Hi Raelene. Thanks so much for taking the time to comment on my poems. I really appreciate the kind feedback.
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22. Growing Old
They said I was an "old fart"
But I hardly think that's true
My boobs were done in '75
But my teeth and knees are new. -
23. The Car
I was heading south to the city's biggest shopping center
To get a steak and other things that I could eat for dinner.
Then I noticed, luckily, I was nearly out of gas.
So, I headed for the Stall-Mart store out near the overpass.Featured Shared StoryYeah, it did. It's called a cliff hanger, so all in all they did have a proper ending. *shrug
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24. Pretty Little High Heels
Pretty little high heels,
How you look so grand.
I can remember when I wore you
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25. After The Operation
So now he has had his eyes done,
and at last he can see,
but I was a bit worried,Featured Shared Storythis poem is great, I would say..
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26. Colors!
I thought I knew colors.
Aren't they red, green and blue?
I know white, black and grey,
Purple, pink and yellow too.Featured Shared StoryI really enjoyed this poem because it rings so true. I don't know how people can tell the slight differences between colors. It's like a language I can't really understand or relate to.
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27. It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year
(sung to the tune of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year") - with apologies to Andy Williams
It's the most fattening time of the year
There'll be pizza and dim sum, oh yes, please, I'll have someFeatured Shared StoryThanks for the laugh. I love your version of the song, and your clever lyrics fit perfectly. To me, it's especially funny because it is so relatable (sigh), and I think we have a similar...
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28. An Annoying Fly
I'm buzzing around your room
I'm buzzing in the air
I know I'm really annoying
I prefer bald heads to hairFeatured Shared StoryThat was a good laugh - more, please, to brighten up my days. All the best, Ann
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29. Those Eyes, Those Eyes, Those Loving Eyes
I see you standing there.
I feel your eyes on me.
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30. I'm Nobody! Who Are You?
Famous Poem
I'm nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there 's a pair of us — don't tell!
They 'd banish us, you know. -
31. The Driving Test
I've got my driving test today,
Am I worried? O sure, I would say,
And I know that I really look a fright,
I have not slept a wink all night,Featured Shared StoryI remember it well! You have captured it all beautifully. Very best wishes, Ann.
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32. The Smartphone
A sleek and smart device,
Is taking everything out.
Little things and big things,
It's looking more like a rout.
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