Humorous Poems - Page 2

22. The Smartphone

• By Abimbola T. Alabi
• Published by Family Friend Poems January 3, 2025 with permission of the Author.

A sleek and smart device,
Is taking everything out.
Little things and big things,
It's looking more like a rout.

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23. A Naughty Little Comet

Famous Poem

• By Ella Wheeler Wilcox

There was a little comet who lived near the Milky Way!
She loved to wander out at night and jump about and play.

The mother of the comet was a very good old star;

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24. Pretty Little High Heels

• By Marla J. Frazier
• Published by Family Friend Poems October 2020 with permission of the Author.

Pretty little high heels,
How you look so grand.
I can remember when I wore you
And I could proudly stand.

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25. The Snakes At School

• By Pamela J. Langdon
• Published by Family Friend Poems April 2020 with permission of the Author.

It wasn't that we hated school.
The creek enticed us more.
My mate and I hung out there
To chase frogs, catch fish, explore.

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26. How High's The Snowfall, Mama?

• By Brian A. Bendall
• Published by Family Friend Poems February 2019 with permission of the Author.

How high's the snowfall, Mama?
"One foot high and rising!"

I'll eat my food and watch the game.

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27. Fecal Farm

• By Kenneth J. Miller
• Published by Family Friend Poems September 2011 with permission of the Author.

My horse is there in front of me
Clip-cloppin' down the road.
He stops and flips his tail straight up
And drops another load.

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28. Growing Old

• By Pamela J. Langdon
• Published by Family Friend Poems May 2019 with permission of the Author.

They said I was an "old fart"
But I hardly think that's true
My boobs were done in '75
But my teeth and knees are new.

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29. Those Eyes, Those Eyes, Those Loving Eyes

• By Susan Vidd
• Published by Family Friend Poems May 1, 2024 with permission of the Author.

I see you standing there.
I feel your eyes on me.

I resume my tasks, but there you are.

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30. Spring Is Just Okay

• By Phil Cornish
• Published by Family Friend Poems May 2014 with permission of the Author.

Spring has sprung, the time has come, for the greening of the trees
A time of change, renewal and growth for my allergies
Like everything else in this great world, Spring has its pluses and minuses
But its features are quite singular when it comes to my poor sinuses

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31. The Crazy Flu

• By Debra L. Brown
• Published by Family Friend Poems March 2019 with permission of the Author.

There once was a girl named Sue.
She came down with the case of the flu.
She let out a sigh,
"My temperature is high,

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32. I'm Nobody! Who Are You?

Famous Poem

• By Emily Dickinson

I'm nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there 's a pair of us — don't tell!
They 'd banish us, you know.

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