21. Ode To My Bed
Oh bed my bed
Our day has just begun
It snowed today
No work, hooray
Oh bed my bed
Our day has just begun
It snowed today
No work, hooray
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I am not very happy with my genes.
They don't seem to suit me at all.
I wish I could have chosen my own,
But of course it was not my call.
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That Marie Kondo would have a conniption
If she were to open the drawer in my kitchen.
A search of this drawer isn't for the faint-hearted.
You'll want to give up though your quest's barely started.
Have you noticed that your husband suffers from a strange affliction
That will most often affect him in the bedroom or the kitchen?
Though you must try hard to treat him with compassion and with kindness,
It is really quite the challenge dealing with Domestic Blindness.
I haven't been on this website for a while,
Your poem is amazing it really made me smile!
It's so uplifting to read something funny and lighthearted, thank you for sharing!