Funny Valentine's Day Poem

I forgot to get my wife, Karen, a St. Valentine's Day card, so I made this one up. It worked! She's still laughing.

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Stuck On You

© more by Kenneth J. Miller

Published by Family Friend Poems October 2011 with permission of the Author.

You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.

You're Hershey's, you're Snickers,
You're sweet English Toffee.
If you spit in my cup,
You'll just sweeten my coffee.

I love you so much
That I'm getting frenetic,
But I can't even kiss you,
'cause I'm diabetic.

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  • Victor Simwinga by Victor Simwinga
  • 3 years ago

I love poems. I wish to be one of the best poem writer like you, sir.

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  • Pivon by Pivon, Tx
  • 13 years ago

Lmao nice poem. Brought a smile to our faces.

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