Funny Valentine's Day Poems

Funny Valentine's Day Poems

Cute Valentine's Day Poems

Sometimes you have feelings for someone but you're not sure if they feel the same way about you. To share your feelings straight out is scary and leaves you very vulnerable. On Valentine's Day, you may want to write a humorous poem, one that feels light and sweet, in order to find out whether they have feelings for you. In this way you won't get hurt if they not interested and you've shown that you are interested if they are. This is a safe way to make your feelings known without getting hurt.

6 Funny Love Poems for Valentine's Day

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  1. 1. Won't You?

    Famous Poem

    Barbara's eyes are blue as azure,
    But she is in love with Freddy.
    Karen's sweet, but Harry has her.
    Gentle Jane is going steady.

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    • Rating 3.77
    • Poem of the Day

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  2. 2. Stuck On You

    You're sucrose, you're glucose,
    You're fructose and more,
    From your head to your feet...
    Which are stuck to the floor.

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    • Rating 4.31
    Featured Shared Story

    I love poems. I wish to be one of the best poem writer like you, sir.

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  3. 3. A Redneck Valentine's Day Poem

    • By Denise Scott
    • Published by Family Friend Poems February 2011 with permission of the Author.

    Collards is green, yer eyes ain't blue
    I am so lucky to have a darlin' like you.
    Ya kin strip a motor in just few minutes
    And still have time to go hunt supper and even skin it.

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    • Votes 320
    • Rating 4.29

  4. 4. Candy Love

    • By Terra Mobley
    • Published by Family Friend Poems February 2010 with permission of the Author.

    Fly away with me, my dove
    To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow.
    Lay under the Milky Way with me,
    And lets gaze at the star burst together,

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    • Rating 4.20

  5. 5. Valentine

    • By Ted L Glines
    • Published by Family Friend Poems February 2009 with permission of the Author.
    Cute Card For A Happy Valentine's Day

    A wish for you
    on this Valentine's Day
    that you'll take time to laugh
    and maybe to play.

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    • Votes 114
    • Rating 4.11

  6. 6. Be My Valentine

    • By Elver B
    • Published by Family Friend Poems February 2014 with permission of the Author.
    Valentine Poem For Friends

    Please be my valentine.
    I will open for you the door.
    I will take your coat for you.
    I will let you have the remote.

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    • Votes 234
    • Rating 4.09
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    Beautiful poem. I love the way that he will do everything for her. It describes how a man is a gentleman and pulls out the chair and how young men should be nice around women and not hit them.

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