21. The Neighbour's Dog
Our street was once a peaceful place
Kids played and you could jog
But our tranquil life was shattered
When the neighbour got a dog.
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I enjoy writing poetry about real events and real people. The "Bazza" who's featured in many of my poems is a quirky character whose fondness for the practical joke often gets him into...
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22. How High's The Snowfall, Mama?
How high's the snowfall, Mama?
"One foot high and rising!"
I'll eat my food and watch the game. -
23. Growing Old
They said I was an "old fart"
But I hardly think that's true
My boobs were done in '75
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24. Our TV Set Was Black And White
Our TV set was black and white
And on its spindly legs it stood;
More deep than wide with dials that clicked,
All curved glass screen and grain of wood.Featured Shared StoryHi Raelene. Thanks so much for taking the time to comment on my poems. I really appreciate the kind feedback.
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25. Colors!
I thought I knew colors.
Aren't they red, green and blue?
I know white, black and grey,
Purple, pink and yellow too.Featured Shared StoryI really enjoyed this poem because it rings so true. I don't know how people can tell the slight differences between colors. It's like a language I can't really understand or relate to.
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26. Pretty Little High Heels
Pretty little high heels,
How you look so grand.
I can remember when I wore you
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27. An Annoying Fly
I'm buzzing around your room
I'm buzzing in the air
I know I'm really annoying
I prefer bald heads to hairFeatured Shared StoryThat was a good laugh - more, please, to brighten up my days. All the best, Ann
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28. I'm Nobody! Who Are You?
Famous Poem
I'm nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there 's a pair of us — don't tell!
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29. The Smartphone
A sleek and smart device,
Is taking everything out.
Little things and big things,
It's looking more like a rout. -
30. It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year
(sung to the tune of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year") - with apologies to Andy Williams
It's the most fattening time of the year
There'll be pizza and dim sum, oh yes, please, I'll have someFeatured Shared StoryThanks for the laugh. I love your version of the song, and your clever lyrics fit perfectly. To me, it's especially funny because it is so relatable (sigh), and I think we have a similar...
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31. Those Eyes, Those Eyes, Those Loving Eyes
I see you standing there.
I feel your eyes on me.
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32. The Driving Test
I've got my driving test today,
Am I worried? O sure, I would say,
And I know that I really look a fright,
I have not slept a wink all night,Featured Shared StoryI remember it well! You have captured it all beautifully. Very best wishes, Ann.
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