21. Fecal Farm
My horse is there in front of me
Clip-cloppin' down the road.
He stops and flips his tail straight up
And drops another load.
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22. Growing Old
They said I was an "old fart"
But I hardly think that's true
My boobs were done in '75
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23. The Horse Ride
Taking a romantic ride today,
We sat upon the wagon.
Suddenly the horse lifted his tail
And we heard a roaring dragon!Featured Shared StoryTo me this is the best poem I have read in a long time, so I am sending it to myself.
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24. It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year
(sung to the tune of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year") - with apologies to Andy Williams
It's the most fattening time of the year
There'll be pizza and dim sum, oh yes, please, I'll have someFeatured Shared StoryThanks for the laugh. I love your version of the song, and your clever lyrics fit perfectly. To me, it's especially funny because it is so relatable (sigh), and I think we have a similar...
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25. The Driving Test
I've got my driving test today,
Am I worried? O sure, I would say,
And I know that I really look a fright,
I have not slept a wink all night,Featured Shared StoryI remember it well! You have captured it all beautifully. Very best wishes, Ann.
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26. Spring Is Just Okay
Spring has sprung, the time has come, for the greening of the trees
A time of change, renewal and growth for my allergies
Like everything else in this great world, Spring has its pluses and minuses
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27. Requiem For Old Shoes
They looked good, at first, together,
tight laced and polished smart,
but wear and tear destroyed them:
A tale to break your heart!Featured Shared StoryLoved this poem. Very smart and funny too. Well done!
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28. The Car
I was heading south to the city's biggest shopping center
To get a steak and other things that I could eat for dinner.
Then I noticed, luckily, I was nearly out of gas.
So, I headed for the Stall-Mart store out near the overpass.Featured Shared StoryYeah, it did. It's called a cliff hanger, so all in all they did have a proper ending. *shrug
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29. Orange
Now see the beautiful sunset ore the ocean blue
Fiery colors do abound, of poems there are a few
I wish that I could write one, about that perfect hue
But nothing rhymes with orangeFeatured Shared StoryThis orange poem has tickled my fancy. Let me give it a go...
Porridge is a dreary word that always rhymes with orange.
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30. The Crazy Flu
There once was a girl named Sue.
She came down with the case of the flu.
She let out a sigh,
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31. After The Operation
So now he has had his eyes done,
and at last he can see,
but I was a bit worried,Featured Shared Storythis poem is great, I would say..
I loved it a lot, we need a poem for our project and I chose this one..thanks a lot..it's funny
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