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Funny Poem About Taking A Break From Data Analysis

I love to laugh. I'm a husband and I'm the father of two young children. I find that bringing home a joke or a funny story is one of the most rewarding ways to balance our day and keep love alive.

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Published by Family Friend Poems May 2014 with permission of the Author.

Having had just a bit too much wine
the statistician opted to recline
head in the Frigidaire
feet out in the hot air
On the average he was feeling fine

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